Aquarius, you're technically right. But try being happy instead.
Pisces, you can love someone completely and still read the fine print.
Aries, the lane you've been white-knuckling is wider than you think.
Taurus, the toast everyone's raising turns out to be about you.
Gemini, the question you keep rephrasing has the same answer each time.
Cancer, you don't need to trust the room yet -- but stop scanning the exits.
Leo, two things can land safely on the same strip if you space them right.
Virgo, the strongest swimmers are the ones who stop fighting the current.
Libra, beware of leopard.
Scorpio, the thing you've been holding level for weeks is ready to stand on its own.
Sagittarius, the one who taught you to whistle deserves more than a footnote.
Capricorn, the court jester is sometimes the only one speaking the truth.